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It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. This license is effective until terminated. Subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited. Colors may, in time, fade. Simulated picture. May be too intense for some viewers. Sanitized for your protection. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of Agreement. Do not use if seal is broken. No user-serviceable parts inside. List was current at time of printing. Not responsible for typographical or printers errors. For temporary relief of minor aches and pains. Stop use if condition worsens. If condition persists, consult your physician. In case of overdose, seek professional assistance. Avoid high humidity and excessive heat. Keep cool; process promptly. Apply only to affected area. Do not apply to large areas of the body. Penalty for private use. Do not turn upside down. Do not submerge. Do not swallow. Do not put in eyes. No animals were harmed during testing. 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Members who have not filed a valid and timely request for exclusion shall be forever barred from suing Defendants and their past, present, and future directors, officers, employees, agents, insurers, shareholders, attorneys, advisors, consultants, representatives, partners, affiliates, parents, subsidiaries, joint venturers, independent contractors, divisions, predecessors, successors, and assigns, for any and all liabilities, claims, causes of action, damages, costs, attorneys' fees, losses, or demands, whether known or unknown, existing or potential, or suspected or unsuspected, that were or could have been asserted in the Actions. Employees and their families are not eligible. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Beware of dog. Avoid contact with skin. Limited time offer; call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Shading within a garment may occur. Clean with soft, dry, lint-free cloth. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Not sold in stores. Restaurant package; not for resale. No solicitors. No shirt, no shoes - no service. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. No Canadian coins. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Driver does not carry cash. Do not speak to the driver. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Your mileage may vary. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. I told you to remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Death or serious injury may occur. Made from 100% recycled products. Package sold by weight, not volume. Contact manufacturer for list of nutrients. 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